1/27/2015

Girls dont be cheap!

Something happened today and I thought I most definitely have to blog this! You need to know this to understand the story better! There is a girl in our institute who has too much attitude (Not that she is the only one with the attitude problem.) She is a super super junior of mine don't even ask how much junior. Let me give you a glimpse of her rudeness. One day I was walking back from lunch and she slammed the door at me. She knew I was going to pass through the door and yet she did that to my face. So I just try to ignore her presence around me from then on. 

My story begins today in the morning when I was sort of bored from looking at my code constantly.
So I was looking outside my window onto the new office complex. I was actually looking into empty space thinking about you know life universe and everything! An hour or so later I recollected an incident that happened when I was looking into space. My brain did a really weird thing and recorded an incident without my knowledge. 

This girl I just talked about and another junior were walking in the corridor of the new office bldg. I'm guessing that the guy had an office there. He asked the girl to wait outside and went into an office (presumably his own) and closed the door after him. I have faced such a situation before with my friends and most of the times the reason would be some of my friends office-mate would be sleeping in the office and everyone would be uncomfortable if a girl entered into the office at such a time. You know how it is with guys and waking up time. So I usually just stand outside the office and play with my mobile. In the back of my mind which was recording this incident without my knowledge I was thinking this girl would do the same. But no! She was playing with the handle of the door. She was swinging for sometime and then after making sure that there was no one around to notice her she slowly opened the door and peeped in. How cheap can you be girl! The guy has asked you not to come in. He has closed the door. Why are you so curious? Don't you have any shame! What if you were in your night dress and some guy peeped into your room? Would you like that? 

After sometime another green shirt guy comes out of the office and just hangs around in the corridor. This girls friend then comes out and the green shirt guy pulls the girls friend guy away and from her and whispers something to him. It looks like a heated conversation. I'm guessing he saw her peep in and he did not like that. Then the girls and her friend walk away! The green shirt guy walks back into the office. 

This whole episode was stored in my brain! What an episode I must say! After this episode I have a strong dislike for her and girls like her. Have some dignity gurlz. Don't be cheap that's all I have to say!

1/23/2015

Movie sins - Maatraan

Good Morning everyone! Hmmm I seem more chirpy than usual. Well I am sure something is going to happen to make my day bad but till then we follow Inertia.

Yesterday night I saw a Surya (very famous Tamil actor) movie in Hindi. You know nowadays most Hindi movie channels telecast these dubbed movies. Apparently they don't have enough money to buy original Hindi content! So if you wanna see some latest regional movies high chances the Hindi movie channels will telecast them much earlier than the regional channels.

So the movie called Maatraan is a story about the lives of conjoined twins. They are born to a very loving family where the genetics scientist father kills ANYONE who finds out the secret of his past present and future. And that my friends is the short version of the story. I have a few points I'd like to make about the movie.

For starters it is surprising to see that the world accepted them as they were. Wow the world is really changing fast! Really!!!

A journalist swallows a highly controversial pen drive and people are trying to retrieve the pen drive from her stomach! Just a thought wont the pen drive chip get damaged and I'm guessing it cant be used ever again! Also if the information was so important why did she swallow it?

After this scene I came to know the importance of being in the right place at the right time (BIRPART). I'm guessing the movie wouldn't exist if this were not so.

BIRPART 1) Kajal Aggarwal gets a phone call which she picks up near some people who are discussing about retrieving the pen drive from the body. So she somehow convinces the guy to give her the pen drive instead of the croonies (not shown but that's what I assumed happened) and she had that much money in bulk  on her (as though she went to the bank in the evening and got that much money or she is so rich that she carries bundles in her bag all day!) to bribe him. The croonies are late! What the heck the croonies don't even wait nearby so that someone else doesn't swoop in and take their product away! Please don't tell me the world is like that because of course the world definitely is not like that!

Now spoiler alert one of the twins dies and his heart is transplanted to the other twin!

Somehow all the people reconcile the brothers death really fast!

BIRPART 2) Now somedays later Kajal Aggarwal comes to their house and notices an ipad which is open. And whats running on it when she clicks it? The video where the twins discuss about their love for Kajal Aggarwal.

People from the food control department come to raid the company owned by Suryas father. They looked through all the papers and just made a mess of them but missed one IMPORTANT DOCUMENT which would give all the information away. Now they left the stuff as it is.

Surya who picks up after them get the most important pen drive and gets a watch which immediately reminded him of the scene where a robber stole the watch from his brother which he ACTUALLY didn't  notice at all else he would have helped his brother to push the robber away!

BIRPART 3) For some reason they arrive at the conclusion that Surya needs to go to Russia. Kajal Aggarwal very conveniently has an Indian friend in the Russian embassy.

Kajal's friend, the Indian ambassador fellow in the Russian embassy has access to all of Russia's secrets which are so incriminating to them that they actually staged a murder wait not one not two but murder of a bunch of 36 that's right 36 athletes just to save face!

BIRPART 4) Now in Russia Surya is bring followed by his fathers crooks and two conjoined twins walk at the right place and right time in front of Surya making him notice the car of crooks following them.

People in car take pictures of Surya openly even when he was right in front of them.

Somehow Surya and Kajal get caught by the embassy and the Head is so gullible that Surya easily takes the gun from him and threatens him. Come on please be Realistic. After this episode they still keep Surya and Kajal around so that they can cause more damage to the country.

The Head knows that the Kajal is translating all that he says and inspite of that he discusses secrets with his countries' top scientist in front of them. Please don't be stupid!

Then there is the typical Villans fight where they are more powerful than Russian government. And of course Surya saves the day!

Ohhh I forgot one important plot point! The Russian scientist comments that researchers in India have less equipment to detect various poisons. So PAY RESEARCHERS MORE MONEY RIGHT NOW #hikefellowship


1/16/2015

The Walk

After the gazillion health problems that I have recently developed and after a lot of pestering from my MOM, I started walking. Every evening I go for a walk near my institute. The first two days I just took a walk on our road. Then I became a little bold and decided I would go for a long walk.

For people who are familiar with my institute and the surroundings, I walked from my institute upto hospital crossed the overhead bridge and walked back and crossed the foot over bridge near station and back. This was last Sunday 10th Jan 2015. I had a lot of fun walking. I was thinking about the problem that I am working on and made a huge progress in understanding what was happening in the code. The road was deserted as it was a Sunday but peaceful and it went well.

So I decided the next day which was a Monday to walk the same route again. I thought on a weekday there should be no problem. The lanes would not be deserted but that's okay I will not concentrate on them and I would still have my personal space. Gosh the moment I thought this thing some advanced  being responsible for our creation must have laughed mischievously and said "That's What She Thinks".

So I start walking happy and concentrating more on the code. I reached the corner of the foot over bridge and noticed a father and son wearing dhoti and asking an auto wala something. I assumed it was directions to a place or something. I crossed them and moved ahead. It seemed as though they were not happy with what they heard from the auto wala. Then they started walking in the direction I was going. Then I noticed a few construction people going back home also in the same direction as I was going. There is a bus stop near the station and the construction people went to the bus stop. There were not many people on the road as I would have expected. Then after I crossed the lane near the bus stop, there was this rag picker who was walking by scrapping his slippers on the floor. I could distinctly hear this sound. He tried crossing me a few times. Looked at me to get my attention and so on and so forth. He was on alert when he saw some policemen on the road but after we crossed the policemen he was again crossing my path and looking at me and stuff. I was annoyed and irritated to hell by now. I noticed he was following me. There was no one else nearby. And somehow I didn't get the thought of going back then and there. So I went into the hospital just so that the rag picker would go away and then I could continue my path peacefully. The rag picker didn't enter the hospital and I thought great! I just took a small circle into it and came out and continued my walk. That's when I noticed the rag picker a little distance away hovering around as though waiting for me. He didn't see me though or that's what I assumed. So I told myself chuck it lets just go back from here today. A shorter walk but so what. One day I walk less that doesn't matter.

So I started retracing my steps. I noticed that outside the hospital sitting on the bench were the father and son in dhoti. I thought "ohh the boy must have been tired walking and his father must have asked him to take a seat there". There are no other seats on the road I was walking. Little did I know someone above was just unhappy with me and wanted to take revenge. The dhoti father and son started following me. I was like what the heck people don't you have any shame. The son is with you. Don't you people have any inclination that the younger generation follows you and so you should set  good morals. You are probably spoiling your sons life. All this going on in my head! I was thinking what kind of a sick pervert this guy is. I started walking fast and by now I was just interested in reaching my institute as soon as possible. Ohh by the way these people also made distinct sounds which would let me know they were there behind me without me looking back. The son would keep mumbling something. I thought it was a chant or something. They followed me on till station bridge and then there were quite a lot of people on my road and I didn't hear the constant chant and I almost ran into my institute after which I looked back to see if they were there anywhere nearby and they weren't and that ended my walk that day. Instead of feeling happy, that day I was irritated. I didn't get time to think. There was no peace! I cursed all the men in the world and was worried about how children in this world were going to survive.

Ohh and then I changed the direction of The Walk from the next day onwards!